A Winding Road...

 #GREETINGS FAIR MIDGARDIAN #OBSERVE YOUR MATE #NOW MARVEL AT THOR #NOW LOOK AT YOUR MATE #LAMENTATIONS! HE IS NOT THOR #BUT IF HE BE WORTHY AND REFORMS HIS STYLING PRODUCTS OF CHOICE #HE WOULD STILL NOT BE THOR (NAY!) #BUT COULD POSSESS A MANE AS GLORIOUS AS THOR’S #GAZE UPON YOUR FEET #NOW LOOK TO THE COSMOS #YOUR LOCATION HAS CHANGED! #YOU STAND UPON A NAVAL VESSEL WITH THE ASGARDIAN YOUR MIDGARDIAN MATE COULD LIKEN HIMSELF TO #BEHOLD - SOMETHING SHIMMERS IN YOUR HAND! #(MARVEL AT THOR.) #TIS A MOLLUSC AND RARE DELICACY AND WITHIN ITS SHELL LIE TWO PASSES TO YOUR CHOICE OF ENTERTAINMENT #A TRANSFORMATION! YOUR PASSES ARE REGAL GEMSTONES! #ALL IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOUR MATE STYLES HIS MANE AFTER THOR’S #I AM RIDING MY NEPHEW #(ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga garnier!) 

BAHAHA! I’m riding my nephew! *dead*

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Super fabulous.

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gothgirlsgotogivenchy:

Yes.

I need this entire outfit.

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heyfranhey:

Most product giveaways are sponsored by beauty brands, so mixing them up is usually not an option. Or bloggers will just send you products that work for them! lol. I’ve decided to switch it up a bit. This giveaway will be a box of YOUR favorite hair products. FIVE of them, to be exact. If…

Stunning.

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So cute!

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Every. Single. Time.

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stgeorgest:

Michelle,  International Relations and Ethics, Society & Law.

This is SO FLY! 

heyfranhey:

Nasty Gal Vintage <3 My online weakness.

I must have that skirt!!! *remembers the coming winter* :( 

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